a little breakfast story

oh me oh my!

holy @#$% egg!!!

Well I do declare,

I bet there's a double yolker in there!!!

Did this egg come forth from the heavens?

We reveled in wonderment and awe

It was the biggest egg we ever saw!

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A splendid egg,

indeed.

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A work of art,

we agreed.

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How, oh how

 could we eat such a thing?

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An egg is so incredible

but it's also very edible

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We looked and we looked.

We hemmed and we hawed

and at long last

our heads we did nod.

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With a tap and a crack

a plop and a sizzle

the biggest, most beautiful egg

 went into the hot griddle

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You gave a yelp

and out I called!

Well shucks! and gosh darn it!

There WAS a double yolker in there after all!!!